Justin Racz's 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours PDF

By Justin Racz

ISBN-10: 1596918837

ISBN-13: 9781596918832

Tired of staring at your guy play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com if you end up now not domestic? whilst he is taking you again to his position, does his mom resolution the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious choice of those painfully universal boyfriends, males we've got all had the misfortune to satisfy. there is Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is captivating; Goth man, who borrows your makeup; huge puppy proprietor, who wears his Python round the residence. Rounding out the checklist are The Flaw Corrector, The comic (who's utilizing you for material), One place Peter (enough said), and Balding and sensitive approximately It. is not revenge candy? humorous, impossible to resist, and immediately relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the right Valentine's Day reward. listed here are fifty boyfriends so undesirable you are going to toast to being unmarried.

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He invites you to picket a recently reviewed restaurant because he found out the chef doesn't use free-range chicken and makes his dishwashers work unseemly hours for little pay. The Nation. He's also passionate and driven in bed. He'd rather be chained to the White House gate for two days than go to Cape Cod for the weekend. 45. 5" He's tried all the creams, all the machinery. He buys into the late night commercials promising growth. But until there's a cure, he must be the most creative person in the bedroom, ever.

Hawaiian Tropic, SPF 4. "Baby, come on, don't believe everything you hear. " Drive? With his glaucoma? He's the only one in the gated community who doesn't have a pacemaker. You saw him speaking with Crystal at the pool. And she has the big condo on the golf course. How can you compete with Crystal? She's got the boobs of a woman half her age—which would be thirty-five. 38. Man With Beautiful Hair Sometimes it feels like you're dating his hair. It's gorgeous, blond, flowing, luxurious hair—undeniably better than yours.

The Millennium Falcon. You dress up as Queen Amidala, he slips into his wookiee mask. Since you're the only girl in his group of sci-fi geeks, you're guaranteed an intoxicating local fame. Thinks it's hot when he speaks to you in Klingon. Yeah, he's a Trekkie, too. 40. Neo-Patriot His facade is all flag, snarl, and chewing tobacco. But underneath is a scared little boy whose mom will Greyhound his butt to Canada if Bush reinstates the draft. Part Bruce Springsteen "Born in the USA," part American Chopper, part NYC sidewalk T-shirt impulse buy.

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